There is a Chair Beneath Me

I was filling in the information for this game and I suddenly realized that there was this weird pressure pushing against my posterior. Then I investigated and discovered that at this very moment at 2:52 in the afternoon, there is a chair beneath me. I don't think I'm going to make it. An invisible force is keeping me firmly planted on top of this thing and I don't know why. Please make it stop, somebody call the Fire Department. Somebody call the Pope right this second. The Chair is reading my thoughts.

The newest patch for BOY DEAD is out now. Not really a lot of new stuff just some;

+some added background sounds

+some grammar changes

+There is an ATM that you can buy now

+Undermall is Complete

+other shit can't remember.

I got some ideas for more skills tho, stay near.